I'm a Social Justice Warrior on the front lines in a war,
we're out to find a better lance, the enemy, the cause.
The social justice warrior born to conquer and divide,
Eat the Rich and feed the poor on grass from the greener side.

When I set my sights on you there's no way to hide.

I'm a social justice warrior, a soldier in the field,
a leader, not a follower behind a plasm shield
I'm a social justice warrior, filled with anger, hate and rage,
a social justice warrior driving in the nails.

Which side will I hang when I balance out the scales?